The Diva Speaks

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Hey there. Nice to meet you. I’m Lola. I am the “dog-taughter” of these people. I was their first baby and I was the top dog until they had that little boy. I guess he’s supposed to be my little brother or something. Hmph. I never asked for one of those. Just give me a treat and I’m good – a little brother, not so much. He was alright when he was tiny and not mobile. I got used to him crying in the middle of the night for no reason. Then mommy would hook him up with the sweet nectar. Funny, she didn’t do that for me when I was a baby. Yep, she’s shady.

Now that the kid is on the move, I have to be on the move too. He thinks chasing me with his hands in the air ready to pounce is fun. I don’t agree. He kinda scares me. I would bite him but, I know my days would be numbered. So, I suffer. I always have one eye open whenever he’s around. Sometimes, we get along real good when he lets me sneak in a lick. Every now and then he actually throws the ball to play with me or feed me from the dinner table. That’s when I think, “this kid might be alright.” That all changes the moment he decides to try and “pet” me. I’m not sure he’s got the hang of it yet.

I guess things aren’t all that bad. They still manage to keep me pretty and take me to the dog park every now and then.

On the bright side, the kid is gone for most of the day. As a matter of fact, they all are. I like to think that I own this house and they just come here to sleep after a nice meal. Other than that, this palace is all mine. It’s a pretty charmed life for a dog. They even gave me a doggy door so I can go hang out on my bed in the backyard when I want to sun myself. The other dogs in the neighborhood think I’m spoiled. I don’t care, I think they’re just jealous.

By the way, don’t tell the lady I’ve been blogging. They might expect me to start doing tricks to impress their friends. I can’t be having that. A diva never works for her treats.

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16 Responses to The Diva Speaks
  1. TheProDiva
    January 19, 2012 | 8:14 am

    Hilarious! I always wonder what our pets really think about us. It’s nice to add your own humorous commentary!

  2. Krissy
    January 19, 2012 | 10:12 am

    Let me tell you, I HATE small dog but she is so cute! lol

  3. Alicia @MommyDelicious
    January 19, 2012 | 10:17 am

    “I would bite him, but I know my days would be numbered. So I suffer.” SOOOO funny! (And probably true.) Dang Cam… your dog is a genius to come up with this post all on her own!

  4. Amber
    January 19, 2012 | 11:20 am

    This is hysterical!!!!!! Sounds like you’re a very well taken care of, *ahem* spoiled little doggy, Lola! LOL

  5. KalleyC
    January 19, 2012 | 1:04 pm

    Hahaha. Very funny and cute! Now I know what the pets do when they are home alone.

  6. Roses daughter
    January 19, 2012 | 3:27 pm


  7. Catwoman
    January 19, 2012 | 5:23 pm

    A really great post from a puppy:) I haven’t known that dogs are already freelance writers:D Nice aspect by the way;)

  8. kita
    January 19, 2012 | 7:41 pm

    Lol will the diva have a twitter page?

    • Cam
      February 2, 2012 | 9:32 pm

      my friend told me to get her a facebook page! um, no. LOL!

  9. Grumpy Grateful Mom
    January 20, 2012 | 12:15 am

    Love it! Such a sweet little diva! Good behavior for a treat sounds like a great trade.

  10. YUMMommy
    January 20, 2012 | 2:34 am

    LOL. Too funny! Makes me miss having a pet.

  11. Latorsha
    January 20, 2012 | 1:08 pm

    She is cute! Pets are so much fun. We have a boxer so we don’t dress him up….well, he won’t let us. lol

    • Cam
      February 2, 2012 | 9:32 pm

      Lola shut down the dressing up thing not too long ago too. Party pooper!

  12. Natalie
    January 21, 2012 | 7:22 am

    LOL! I love our two dogs…I hope they don’t start blogging behind my back 🙂

    • Cam
      February 2, 2012 | 9:33 pm

      Watch your computer very closely… I’m just saying!

  13. Barbara
    January 24, 2012 | 12:35 am

    Such a cutie! She looks just like the dog we had growing up!!

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