Nobody Asked Me

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There are a few things that never would go down if the world had to get the OK from me. You might be thankful that no one has to ask my permission for such things. Maybe.

No one ever asked me if I thought LMFAO should be stars. The answer: NO Maybe it’s their look? I just can’t with the foolishness.

No one ever asked me if it was OK that the alphabet only have 26 letters. I would have rounded it out at 30.

No one ever asked me if working for a living should be “required”. Uh, refer to answer numero uno.

No one ever asked me if odd people who wear raw meat should be allowed to be superstars. I’m looking at you Lady Gaga.

No one ever asked me if politics had to be so sleazy. Can you just tell me why you rock without talking smack about the other guy. There seems to be more smack talking and only a wee bit of why you might be good for the job. Me no likey.

No one ever asked me if people should be allowed to be a complete PITA. (pain in the arse)

No one ever asked me if tall should be considered only up to 5’11”. Um, for real, can a chica over 6 feet get some love? And while I’m at it…

No one ever asked me if it was OK for most shoes to only go up to a size 10!!! Stop the madness people, would it kill you to add one more size??

That’s enough for my accidentally angry post. I’m really not angry at all. Just wish that someone would ask me what I think before things go down. Apparently, that’s too much to ask. LOL!

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19 Responses to Nobody Asked Me
  1. kita
    February 2, 2012 | 6:20 am

    Love it. That’s what blogging is all about so that we can talk about the questions that people don’t ask us.

  2. Rose's Daughter
    February 2, 2012 | 6:46 am

    I agree with Kita, why else do we blog but to give our opinion and share? LOL
    And I agree with ALL of them. Except, I’d never thought about the alphabet one….

  3. Arnebya
    February 2, 2012 | 7:48 am

    Oh, the working for a living. I used wonder why we couldn’t just print more money. How can the U.S. be broke and borrowing from China? We have a mint! Need more…print more. As for politics, no one has asked me to run for office yet. And I think I should. My platform will be: I won’t steal the city/public tax money to buy cars, shoes, and purses. (Yes, I’m still mad at Harriette Walters).

  4. This Cookn' Mom
    February 2, 2012 | 8:29 am

    Wow. I was just thinking last night why there were only 26 letters in the alphabet. Helping my kiddo with her homework prompted me!

  5. Latorsha
    February 2, 2012 | 10:30 am


    There a lot of things that wouldn’t go down if people would ask me first.

  6. Krissy
    February 2, 2012 | 10:37 am

    lol! Tell em why you mad son!

    And why can’t we all just be tall huh? lol

  7. Natalie
    February 2, 2012 | 10:50 am

    I think the world would be better off if they did ask you! πŸ™‚

  8. KalleyC
    February 2, 2012 | 2:58 pm

    See, now this is why they need to ask you! Seriously though, I didn’t know tall pants only went up to 5’11”, that must be a pain to go shopping sometimes. I have the other problem. All my pants are too long, regardless of me being average hight.

  9. MrsTDJ
    February 2, 2012 | 4:00 pm

    I totally feel you on these, especially shoes over size 10! I used to wear a 12, now I’m an 11 and it’s a monumental challenge to find attractive, affordable shoes. Cam for President!! *lol*

  10. Denise
    February 2, 2012 | 4:46 pm

    love this list πŸ™‚ And as far as the height things goes.. why do models need to be so tall? If it was up to me, it would be all about looking healthy and having charisma.

  11. Joanne
    February 3, 2012 | 4:38 am

    I agree with you on SO many of these. Although I’m short and I do love Lady Gaga. I just kind of think she’s a PR genius.

  12. Barbara
    February 3, 2012 | 6:24 am

    You just made my day with this list! I seriously laughed and agreed with every single one, other than the shoes and being tall. It sucks the other way too, my shoe size only exists in child’s sizes here, and really I don’t need to be rocking out hello kitty sneakers.

  13. Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell
    February 3, 2012 | 6:51 am

    So with you on 26 letters. That number is just wrong. I can not stand the smack talk of politics either, and it’s turned me off from it in a large way.

  14. Quiana
    February 3, 2012 | 8:43 am

    This was fun! I just might need to make my own list.

  15. miss donna
    February 3, 2012 | 9:58 am

    maybe you should start a support group or something?! i’m ready to join! i mean the nerve of some people – making decisions and what not without the least bit of input from you?! it’s not right i tell ya…it’s just not right.

  16. Krystyn
    February 6, 2012 | 6:52 am

    I’m here wishing they made more pairs of shoes in the “average” size…mine are always the first to go. But, with my hubby wearing quite large shoes, I get’s hard to find them for him.

    And, 26 letters…now that you say it, totally weird.

  17. Catwoman
    February 6, 2012 | 8:16 am

    Hahaha you’ve really made my day with these… If you ever had the chance to round up the number of the letters in the alphabet, which 4letters would you add to them?:) And I really loved your point on the PITA-like people….

  18. The. Mrs./The Mom
    February 6, 2012 | 6:38 pm

    Love this list! Although I kinda like LMFAO…

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