So, I think Mama Kat is checking out my posts beforehand. I’m not sure how she does it but, it’s a little creepy. I totally wrote a post about being a “Real Housewife” to publish tomorrow. Now that’s being moved up to today thanks to a certain “mama”. Why, you ask? Well, the great “mama” released her writing prompts for the week and one of them is “10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county”. You guessed it, this was totally the topic of my post! Mama Kat is a mind reader. So here goes my TOP 10:
10 – I don’t fake being rich. You have to admit after the Beverly Hills Housewives showed up the other women just seemed broke! So many women from the other shows have filed bankruptcy, lost their home, had their cars repo’d all while living the “glamorous” life.
9 – I’m actually married. I continue to be confused about a show being called “Real Housewives” with barely any wives…
8 – I actually like my husband. Some of these women have really odd relationships with their husbands. They don’t want them around or they don’t want them to touch them. Totally not me.
7 – I don’t have a nanny. I’m sure this would come in handy sometimes. Like for our non-existent date night but yeah, that chick ain’t in the budget.
6 – I don’t wear make up at ALL TIMES. To the gym, to bed, to the bath. At. All. Times. Actually, I don’t wear it at all.
5 – I don’t like being followed. These people are followed for months. Just random production peeps hanging in your kitchen while you cook or in your bathroom while you do whatever. It’s creepy.
4 – I don’t like petty fighting. I don’t like fighting at all. Much less, petty fighting about why I didn’t invite you to my party, if i said you live in your husband’s shadow, if your mama is psychic. (seriously, i couldn’t make this stuff up)
3 – I don’t wear expensive heels all the time. I don’t wear them at all. They cost too much! Plus, it seems crazy to walk around in 6 inch heels at ALL times!
2 – I work. They don’t work inside the home or outside the home. I don’t even buy the argument of them being SAHM’s because they have nannies! Multiple nannies. The SAHM’s I know WORK! The teach their kids, they play with their kids, they take them places, the cook, they clean… you know, WORK.
1 - The number one reason I couldn’t be a Real Housewife is because I don’t have a stripper, hooker, mafia past! Gotta love New Jersey! Keep it coming Bravo…I’ll be watching! Are you “Housewife” material?