Why on earth did I let myself watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion??? Why didn’t you stop me? All.Three.Parts. I’m convinced I’ve lowered my IQ just by watching the foolishness. They went so far as to argue over tweets, people!!! Who tweeted what and who is following who – on TWITTER! Yes, they argued about it. Recessionista is my witness. We talked about this mayhem, on twitter of course! We were both outraged but, couldn’t turn away from the train wreck we were watching.
If I wasn’t sure before, I know now, I couldn’t be a “real” housewife. I think I keep it too real. As in, I would just stop dealing with those crazy folks, contracts or not. I’m not about to raise my blood pressure over a tweet. Seriously, I’d be the first to check out, throw up my two fingers and tell them chicks, “it’s been real”.
Yes, they wouldn’t like me because I wouldn’t bring the unnecessary drama. That’s cool. I’ll wait around for the real show about being a housewife or just a wife period. You know that show that delves into the lives of the working mama or the real stay at home mom. The mama who is always over scheduled because she’s trying to build a thriving career, loving marriage and raise well-rounded children. The mom who isn’t depending on the nanny to guide her kids through life. Yeah, when that show is in production – holla at me! Until then, be a friend, somebody hide my remote!